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Post by hedwig123 on Jan 16, 2011 14:16:34 GMT -5
Welcome to Herms & Heds Episode 4 (Season 2)! On tonight's episode... We'll be doing our Top Ten TV Shows! A debate on a VERY pressing topic! Random people! Random analyzing! And more!
Stay tuned!
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Post by Hermione_is_cool! on Jan 16, 2011 14:17:39 GMT -5
So, today we're having another awesome debate. A debate which, I might add, I will win. Because I always win. Shhhhh. Don't tell Heds. She thinks she always wins
Today's topic of debate: Who's awesomer: Nick or Kevin Jonas? This is a pointless debate, because clearly Kevin is much, much awesomer than Nick.*Hand over heart* No he isn't! He isn't! Kevin is wonderful, but he so isn't awesomer than Nick! No way!It's a tough call, I agree, but Kevin is clearly awesomer. Plus, he's more adorable than Nick.No one is more adorable than Nick. Nick is the DEFINITION of "adorable."*Opens up dictionary* Actually, by the word "adorable" there's a picture of Kevin. So I think Kevin is the definition of adorable, not Nick. The dictionary does not lie.Let me see that! *Grabs dictionary* There is no picture in here. All I see are the words "Jonas Brothers." Maybe we should just agree the adorableness is equal. But Nick is still awesomest!There is no picture there?! Someone is getting fired after this segment... *long pause* Oh, did I just say that out loud? Ooops.. Anyway, Kevin is the awesomest. I mean seriously. Remember in Camp Rock, where he kept talking about the bird house? Kevin is the comic relief. And the comic relief is always the awesomest. No, the most multi-talented one is always awesomest. And Nick is definitely the most multi-talented.Pffffffffft. Whatever. Nick is the most multi-talented, but Kevin is the awesomest.Nick co-hosted Regis & Kelly.Kevin... Kevin.. Kevin had a really adorable wedding! And Demi was a guest at his wedding! Was Demi at Regis & Kelly? No, but Nick once Tweeted that she was "the best!" Has Kevin ever done that? No.Are you sureee Kevin has never tweeted that? *long unblinking stare* Yes. Yes I am. *Returns long unblinking stare**sputters* Well... I... Kevin... *Timer dings* Oh look. We're out of time. How awful. *sighs in relief* We'll be right back, after this short commercial break!
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Post by hedwig123 on Jan 16, 2011 14:43:49 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300] Team Harry! [/glow] The entire series is named after him. If you're not on Team Harry, what the heck are you doing here??? This advertisement sponsored by Heds.
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Post by Hermione_is_cool! on Jan 16, 2011 14:49:00 GMT -5
Today, due to the overwhelming agreement with my fashion advice, we're going to talk about makeup.
Some people say go for an mostly natural look. Pinks and peaches, very understated. Listen to me, people: THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
Whatever you're wearing, you should make sure it clashes hideously with your makeup. Soo... Let's say you're wearing a shade of blue or purple. Go with bright red makeup. Bright red eyeshadow, bright red lipstick, and wash out your whole face with a layer of really PALE makeup. It'll make your eyes/lips pop even more! (If it's Christmas time you can also pair a green outfit with red makeup, or vice versa. Then you're being festive, as well as applying makeup properly).
Now, I would like to clear up a rumor that's been going around. In "Reunion of the Departed: Murder Mystery" both Terri White and Persephone Scammander got married. While they were preparing for the wedding, Terri said that you should never, ever, use blue accent makeup with a blue dress. But (are you listening closely?) she is wrong. If you don't feel like clashing, match it. Get the closest shade of makeup you can to matching your dress/shirt.
And those are the two best makeup tricks. Remember them, people! Learn them, live them, love them.
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Post by hedwig123 on Jan 16, 2011 15:00:31 GMT -5
*Cuts to shot of Heds standing in the middle of a crowded sidewalk* And now, I'm going to go meet random people! *Walks up to girl wearing headphones* Hello there, you're on TV! Care to comment on the awesomeness of Herms & Heds? Huh? I SAID, you're on TV! What? Nevermind. *Walks up to man selling hot dogs* What can I get you? I already ate. You're on TV! Is there anything you'd like to say to the Herms & Heds audience? *Looks into camera* Buy a hot dog. That's all? Yep. Sir, you're very boring. *Turns around and almost runs in to lady with a briefcase* Hello there, you're on--YOU!!! Oh dear Mike no. I haven't seen you since I went to Paris! *Looks at camera* It's briefcase lady! How've you been? Please leave me alone. See now that's what you said when I tried to call you using the number I got from our underground researchers. Is something wrong? Please don't hit me with pie again. Too late. *Cherry pie falls on mean briefcase lady's head* In my defense, that's from an experiment we were doing before the show even started. *Walks away, eye twitching* So good seeing her again. We'll be right back with random analyzing from Herms!
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Post by Hermione_is_cool! on Jan 16, 2011 15:02:36 GMT -5
So... When Heds and I were putting together the lineup for today's show, I got assigned random analyzing. I'm still not actually sure what I'm supposed to be saying. What should I analyze? The chemical content of water? It's H2O. If you have to watch our show to find that out, you need help. Contact me now and I will make sure you get it. There is a padded room, on set, with YOUR name on it.
Oh, whoops. Did I just say that out loud? Heds says I need to stop insulting the audience/the people we interview. You know what I think? I think -*producer sets off timer*
Am I out of time already? Oh. Well then. We'll be right back!
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Post by hedwig123 on Jan 16, 2011 15:12:21 GMT -5
And now, Top Ten TV Shows! I get to go first.
10. Full House 9. Hot in Cleveland 8. Roseanne (I know. I know. Most 16-year-olds don't watch as much TVLand/Nick@Nite as me.) 7. American Idol 6. Wizards of Waverly Place 5. Avatar: The Last Airbender (The only never-idiotic cartoon out there. Which reminds me, I still need to kill M. Night Shaymalan...) 4. Sonny With A Chance (Starring Demi Lovato. 'Nuff said.) 3. Hannah Montana (Which is airing it's final episode tonight. Which is why we had to do this episode today, because I will probably be depressed tomorrow.) 2. The Ellen Show (Ellen DeGeneres is the funniest woman alive. Case closed.) 1. JONAS (Starring The Jonas Brothers. Not only is it hilarious, we get to stare at them for thirty minutes.)
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Post by Hermione_is_cool! on Jan 16, 2011 15:15:31 GMT -5
Ok... Now I'm doing top ten best TV shows. I don't watch that much TV, so this is going to be interesting....
10. Beverly Hillbillies (the black and white version) 9. Project Runway (the first season or two it was really good. It's steadily declined since then, IMO) 8. The Office 7. Bertie & Jeeves 6. Green Acres (So. Funny.) 4. Sonny with a Chance 4. Wizards of Waverly Place 3. Daria (Seasons 1-3 were good, and then they introduced Tom and it started to go downhill. Too bad, because it was really a good show until Tom showed up) 2. JONAS / JONAS LA (Like Heds said: it's an excuse to stare at the JB for thirty minutes AND it's funny.) 1. Yes, Minister / Yes, Prime Minister (Best. Thing. Ever.)
Yeah... I like satire/sarcasm and old tv shows. Can you tell? lol And yes, I couldn't choose between Wizards of Waverly Place and Sonny with a Chance.
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Post by hedwig123 on Jan 16, 2011 15:19:09 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, Chihuahua!
Woof!
I know you're used to seeing him set Herms on fire, but today, I am going to have an in-depth interview with him. Now, Chihuahua--HERMS I TOLD YOU HE WASN'T GOING TO BUG YOU!
AHHH! Who's idea was this?!?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING!!!! Who do I have to fire?! No! No fire! Not actual fire!
*jumps off chair and walks towards Herms* *looks at audience* She's the one who came out here when I told her not to...
*looks miffed* That's because Chihuahua is out here! Whenever Chihuahua is around, I am bound, contractually, to come out and meet him! We are striking that from my contract, the next time it gets renewed.
Yip! Yip!
Oh, right, *you* agree with them. You don't get set on fire, do you?
Aroof!
Oh, whatever. No! Don't do-!
*breathes fire*
Ahhhhhhh!!!!! *stops drops and rolls, taking Heds down in the process*
*voiceover* We'll be right back!
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Post by Hermione_is_cool! on Jan 16, 2011 15:41:35 GMT -5
Please join me in welcoming... Ginny Weasley! The fourth Weasley to be on our show this season.
Thank you! It's nice to be here.
*Speechless*
*flat monotone* In case you hadn't picked up the obvious, Heds is speechless.
*Nervous laugh*
So, Ginny, tell us about flying for the Harpies.
Oh, it was wonderful. Definitely a very positive experience, and I'm glad I joined the team.
*Stares, still speechless*
*hisses* say something!
It's HER. It's Ginny Weasley! *Returns to speechlessness*
Oh, I thought she was going to say 'something', just to annoy me. *long pause* Soooo, Ginny... How do YOU feel about your niece being in Ravenclaw with *exaggerated gasp* a Malfoy?
The war has been over for nineteen years. Ron is just being ridiculous.
*Nods in agreement, because it was Ginny who said it*
Ginny, I think we should try an experiment. *whispers in Ginny's ear*
*grins* Kevin Jonas is better than Nick Jonas.
Not gonna happen, but nice try.
*delighted* She spoke! *high fives Ginny*
Too bad it didn't work. That would have been funny.
I know, right?
*speechless*
O-K. So, moving on. *Timer dings* Oh, my. We're out of time!
We'll see you next time on Herms the Angel and Heds the Wonderful! Thanks for coming, Ginny.
My pleasure. It was great meeting you both.
*faints*
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