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Post by Hermione_is_cool! on Dec 17, 2010 19:57:53 GMT -5
Welcome to.... Herms and Heds Episode Three!
Yeah, we're doing two episodes and two days. I think that's a new record.. On tonight's episode... We'll be doing our 10 best books list's! Fashion Advice with fashion correspondent Fleur (Delacour) Weasley! Lectures! Debates! And an interview with an extra special guest! Aren't you excited? We'll be right back with everyone's favorite: debate!
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Post by hedwig123 on Dec 17, 2010 20:01:20 GMT -5
Tonight's debate is about a very important topic: Who's better, Neville or Luna? I don't know why we're debating this, actually. Neville is clearly more awesome.*hyperventilates* No! No he isn't! Neville is awesome, but Luna is so much awesome-r. For so many reasons. Like how she's a great example of being yourself and not worrying about what other people think! Neville is awesome-er because he destroyed the last Horcrux and spent his entire seventh year keeping Dumbledore's Army going! Neville is AWESOMEST.Pfffft! You're forgetting that Ginny and Luna helped Neville keep DA going! Plus, Luna was captured and tortured for her beliefs, and she still didn't abandon her belief in Harry.Uh, they tortured Neville too. Remember? The human knife sharpener thing?True. But they took Luna to Malfoy Manor and held her in a dungeon. With Olivander and Griphook. So she got to listen to them being tortured to.And Neville got to watch 11 and twelve year olds being tortured. AND did what he could to save them.Luna knows what a Crumple Horned Snorcack looks like. Neville knows what the beneficial traits of diluted Bubotuber Pus are.Luna wore a lion hat that had sound affects.Neville had the guts to stand up to Ron, Hermione, AND Harry at the age of eleven.Luna asked Harry if he'd died his eyebrows for a party. She's full of wacko ideas, and she's quoteable.Neville was the one Harry trusted to take his place if he died. You can't top that. *Timer dings* Out of time! I think I won, don't you?
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Post by Hermione_is_cool! on Dec 17, 2010 20:17:59 GMT -5
And now we have fashion advice with *drumroll* Fleur Weasley! Welcome, Fleur!
Thank you. It eez so nice to be here.
We're starting with good colors to wear together. You should ALWAYS wear orange and yellow together, right? Also good together: red and pink. Those are fashion musts. You have to wear those colors together. Try to accent with matching lipstick.
*looks horrified* No, you should-
See? Fleur agrees with me. Another thing: try to mismatch patterns. Striped shirt and polka dotted skirt? Yes! Zebra print scarf and leopard print hand bag? Yes!
*looks repulsed* I do not recommend that! You should most certainly-
-Do what I say!
*faints from horror*
.. Was it something I said? Hmmm. *ponders*. We'll be right back!
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Post by hedwig123 on Dec 17, 2010 20:41:31 GMT -5
I shall now answer FAQ!
#1: H&H, where did you two go to college? Haven't gone yet. DUH.
#2: H&H, why does Chihuahua breathe fire? I think he came out of a book Herms read. To attack her. Yeah...
#3: H&H, who are your favorite celebrities? The Jonas Brothers, Demi Lovato, and Taylor Swift. *Nods* (Pretty sure Herms would agree those are the top three...)
#4: H&H, where will you be going this season? I want to send Herms to get lost in the Australian Outback again. She also likes this idea because there aren't very many Chihuahuas in Australia.
We'll be right back with Herms doing job interviews *Evil laughter*
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Post by Hermione_is_cool! on Dec 17, 2010 20:43:43 GMT -5
And now I have the annoying, er, delightful job of interview prospective executive producers! (We had to fire on this week).
Why should we hire you? Prospective 1: Well, I'm super-qualified AND I have previous experience.
You're qualified? You have previous experience? Good gosh, no. We get up to crazy shenanigans here. We don't let people who are qualified in! If we did that Heds and I would be out of a job. Next!
Prospective 2: I should get the job because I am extremely qualified, dedicated, smart, honest, *twenty minutes later* creative, resourceful
Oh my god make it stop!! NEXT!
Prospective 3: No previous experience and completely unqualified for the job. I'm a teenage delinquent.
You're a teenage delinquent? Hmm... Promising. Except we fired our other producer for being an delinquent (kind of).
Prospective 4: I am --
Right. Next! *forty five minutes later
Prospective 164: This would be my first job. I am- --
You're my 164th applicant, and you're unqualified. I DON'T CARE WHAT MANAGEMENT SAYS! You're hired! AHH! *faints*
*examines dart gun* whoopsies. I guess I aimed that in the wrong place... We'll be right back!
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Post by hedwig123 on Dec 17, 2010 20:53:09 GMT -5
And now, The Ten Best Books Slash Book Series I've Ever Read:
10. Avalon High (by Meg Cabot) 9. The Mediator series (by Meg Cabot) 8. The Princess Diaries series (by Meg Cabot) 7. The 1-800-WHERE-R-YOU series (by Meg Cabot) 6. The Airhead Trilogy (by Meg Cabot. Now do you see why she's my third favorite author?) 5. The Book Thief 4. The Heir Trilogy (by Cinda Williams Chima) 3. The Twilight Saga (No one kill me!!!) 2. The Host 1. Harry Potter (DUH!)
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Post by Hermione_is_cool! on Dec 17, 2010 20:56:17 GMT -5
OK, ten best books! This is going to be hard... (Note, this is subject to change the next time I read something new. lol)
10) The Princess Diaries (Cabot) 9) Heist Society (Carter) 8) This Lullaby (Dessen) 7) A Tale of Two Cities (Dickens) 6) Just Listen (Dessen) 5) Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Riordan) 4) The Hunger Games Trilogy (Collins) 3) Artemis Fowl (Colfer) 2) Emma (Austen) 1) Harry Potter
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Post by hedwig123 on Dec 17, 2010 21:04:22 GMT -5
And now, there was SUPPOSED to be a lecture on "How To Do A Surprise Correctly"... but there's been a change of plans! *Brings out box of puppies* Kia found them. Apparently Chihuahua has a girlfriend hidden away in the chatbox. Surprise, Herms!AHHHHHHHHHH!Herms, don't scare the puppies! Come meet them.... But they are evil puppies who are destined to make my life-- Oooh. They're cute.Far too cute to be evil. *Hands Herms one of the puppies**holds puppy at arms length* how do I know it isn't going to set me on fire?Kia says they haven't breathed fire at all yet.YET. *holds puppy a little closer**Puppy licks Herms' hand*Awww. *Cuddles puppy**Puppy yawns and sparks fly into Herms' hair**almost drops puppy* AHH! I knew this was a bad idea! *puts puppy down quickly* *executive producers run on and dowse Herms**Picks up puppy carefully* Uh... we'll be right back!
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Post by Hermione_is_cool! on Dec 17, 2010 21:14:24 GMT -5
I will deal with those puppiesnlater. Now Chihuahua and I team against a mutual enemy...Maybe Please help me welcome my evil brother, Ian. Woof!... Stop it, Chihuahua! We have a job to do!Yip yip? Woof! Insubordination!Yip yip!What's going on? Oh! *Pushes button. Ian falls through trap door* Thank you so much for all the help, Chihuahua.*Breathes fire*AHH! Why does this always happen to me?!?! Wroof! Yip!' *executive producers dowse Herms again*Woof yip! Aroof!
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Post by hedwig123 on Dec 17, 2010 21:31:21 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, RON WEASLEY!
*Ron walks on to standing ovation* Glad to be here.
*long unblinking stare*
*long unblinking stare*
I like him. He promises to be almost as fun as Fred and George.
Of course does, Herms. He's RON. So Ron, are you an Auror?
Yep. Harry, Hermione, and I got honorary NEWTs and right after that Harry and I went to the training.
*chokes on laughter* *disguises it by coughing* and how do you like being an auror?
It's hard. I enjoy it, though.
Care to comment on rumors that you have a pygmy puff tattooed on your chest?
I do not! Is Ginny still saying that?
Maybe. So how are things between you and Hermione?
Uh, the producer who called me said we wouldn't talk about that.
*chokes on laughter. Doesn't bother to hide it* Aww, Heds. He's so young and innocent. When the producer says we won't ask you it means we DEFINITELY will.
... Did you just call me young and innocent?
Yes. Are you deaf? That might be a problem for the rest of the interview..
Maybe I should go...
*Elbows Herms* Just a few more questions! Why do you hate maroon?
... you know, I don't really know. It's just kind of ugly.
*mutters under breath* no fashion sense.
What was that?
Nothing! So how do you feel about Rose being in Ravenclaw with Scorpius Malfoy?
WHAT?
Uh, Herms, I don't think she told him yet...
Really? YES! We got his reaction on camera!! *does victory dance*
WHAT?!
He doesn't sound to happy about that...
*Nervous laugh* Oh look, we're out of time! Join us next time on Herms the Angel and Heds the Wonderful! *Grabs Herms by the arm and drags her away from Ron, who is turning red*
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