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Post by Hermione_is_cool! on Dec 10, 2010 17:05:29 GMT -5
Herms and Heds: Return of the Crazies
We're backkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!! Aren't you excited? What? You're not? Geeze, you people are hard to please. You should be excited. Herms and Heds is returning! How did you survive without us for so long?
No matter. Herms and Heds is back, once again bringing craziness, insanity and hilarity to your local Fanfiction Thread. You know you love us
And now a word from our #1 fan (or #1 annoyance, depending on how you look at it) Alohamora!
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Post by alohamora on Dec 10, 2010 17:12:21 GMT -5
Well.. was only the best show in town.. or at the site.. or at the fanfic.. or at the thread.. or.. never mind You guys were awesome!!!
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Post by Hermione_is_cool! on Dec 10, 2010 17:13:09 GMT -5
And we return with a debate on awesome music! Our musical fact of the day: Taylor Swift is one of the awesomest (is that a word?) musicians ever. There is no disagree. She's awesome.Wait. How do I debate that??? I love her even more than you do!I debate that you love her more than I do! I love her like I love sparkles, Herms & Heds, and the color purple. That is serious love.Well I love her like I love funny t-shirts, H&H, and staring at Nick Jonas. I win.Pfffft! Whatever. Shall we just agree that we love her equally? Yes? Good! Speaking of Nick... I'm sure you've got something you want to say on the topic, Heds.Well... since this IS a debate on awesome music... I'll just say that he's a total genius. That's all. Really!*turns to pretend studio audience* Hey people, want to see Heds freak out? *applause from aforementioned imaginary audience* I debate that he is a total genius. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *Puts hand over her heart, gasping for breath* W-why would you say that???... Well, I'd say because it's true, but I'd be lying. Nick is pretty awesome. Can you ever forgive me for saying that? You were just trying to give me a heart attack on our first episode of the new season, weren't you?How could you ever accuse me of that, Heds? You know I would never do that to you... *Heds gives Herms a withering look* OK, yes, I was trying to give you a heart attack on our very first episode of season two. The fans wanted it! It was fan pressure!!!Oh fine. I would've done the same, I guess.Oh c'mon. You know you would have. *Timer Dings* Whoops! We're out of time! We'll be right back! We promise! But first an advertisement sponsored by Heds.
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Post by hedwig123 on Dec 10, 2010 17:51:49 GMT -5
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Post by Hermione_is_cool! on Dec 10, 2010 17:53:19 GMT -5
And now we have *consults paper* Q&A with fans!
*Camera shows fans* You! Yeah, you. What's your question? Q: How did you and Heds become so awesome? A: We were just born this way. You can't teach awesomeness like ours.
Q: Who gave you the idea for Herms and Heds? A: We can't answer that, due to security reasons. Q: Will you answer it anyway? A: No! Next!
Q: Will you ever be interviewing Alo for your show? A: No comment.
Q: Herms! Care to comment on the Chihuahua? A: No. I hate you. Go away. I AM AWESOM-ER THAN THE STUPID CHIHUAHUA!!!!
Q: Did you just call the Chihuahua stupid? A: Yes.
Q: Did you ever let Dumbeldore out? A: *thinks* I don't think we did... We should probably do that. He's been there since the second episode of season 1, I believe. Whoopsie.
Q: Yip! Aroof! A: AHHHH!!!!
*Cuts to shot of Herms running from the Chihuahua*And that puts an end to our Q&A. Better go see if Herms is still alive...
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Post by hedwig123 on Dec 10, 2010 18:04:04 GMT -5
And now for... FANMAIL!
*Opens first letter* "Dear Heds, why is Herms so much cooler than y-" HERMS I KNOW YOU WROTE THIS!
Next one. "Dear H&H, where were you guys?" Well, see, the old site is gone. So then someone made this one and Herms and I came here! Because, you know... we're awesome like that.
"Dear H&H, where does Chihuahua live?" I know, but won't say it, because then Herms would know and then she'd call the dog-catcher. And we wouldn't get to watch her catch fire anymore. And no one wants that.
"Dear H&H, where are you going this season? That's for us to know and you to wait and see! (Actually we don't know either. Yet. But we will soon!)
Last one... "Dear Heds, who's your favorite person from Missouri?" *Pretends to think* Well, that's tough--HERMS! Duh!
And we'll be right back! Don't leave! Please!
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Post by Hermione_is_cool! on Dec 10, 2010 18:09:21 GMT -5
And now it's time for: Ten things I can't live without
10) Purple I love the color purple. 9) Twitter 8) Jeans 7) Music 6) Taylor Swift & Kelly Clarkson & Demi Lovato 5) The Jonas Brothers 4) Chocolate!!! 3) Harry Potter 2) READING!!!! 1) Heds!!!! (Oh, c'mon. You totally saw that coming)
And you know the one thing I really can live without? That stupid Chihuahua! Heds won't tell me where it lives....
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Post by hedwig123 on Dec 10, 2010 18:14:17 GMT -5
My turn!
Ten Things I Can't Live Without
10. YouTube 9. Twitter 8. Taylor Swift & Miley Cyrus 7. Music 6. Demi Lovato 5. Harry Potter 4. Cheeseburgers 3. The Jonas Brothers (For those of you who didn't see that coming, hi! Nice to meet you! Because you must never have spoken to me for more than five seconds.) 2. The library 1. Herms! (But I still won't tell her where Chihuahua lives.)
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Post by Hermione_is_cool! on Dec 10, 2010 18:23:13 GMT -5
And now it's time for... *glances at paper again* NOOOOOOO!!!!
That's right, folks! In honor of our very first Season Two episode... We've invited Chihuahua to be our guest star!!!
*Herms stands on chair* Hello there, evil chihuahua... We meet again
Sigh.. So dramatic
Aroof?
No! Go away!
Yip!
I AM NOT CRAZY!! HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE THAT!!
Yip? Aroof!
That's not nice! Heds, the stupid chihuahua isn't being nice!!
Yip!!! Woof woof!!!
It's lying. I think I've made it angry...
*Chihuahua breaths fire on Herms*
AHHHHH!!! I need a fire extinguisher!!! This is why we aren't supposed to let the stupid chihuahua guest star!!! *Herms flails around wildly and falls off aforementioned chair* Ow!
*Executive producers run on and drench herms. Camera fades to black*
We'll be right back, folks! Don't go anywhere! Please! No! We're begging you! I JUST GOT SET ON FIRE FOR YOU!!!
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Post by hedwig123 on Dec 10, 2010 18:31:00 GMT -5
And now, it is time for the first interview of season 2...
FRED AND GEORGE!
*Fred and George walk on to raucous applause from imaginary audience*
F: Great to be here!
We're so glad you came!
We are! We are very glad you came *evil chuckle*
G: What?
Oh...nothing...just thinking about what happens to the people who we interview on the first episode of a new season... But don't worry about that. Let's start the interview. Fred, what do you have to say about these outrageous claims that you are dead?
F: Well... I'm here, aren't I?
Good answer! George, can you tell us how business is going?
G: Better than ever now that the war's over and we're not being held hostage--I mean, now that we don't have to hide at Aunt Muriel's!
Hostage? It's funny you should mention that...
F&G: WHAT?!
*Heds elbows Herms in the ribs* Ow! Anyway, back on topic. What's it like, being related to Ginny, who is arguably one of the greatest female chasers of the past couple of generations?
G: Well, it's not too bad. It's pretty nice, actually. F: Except when we play quidditch with her. Then it's bad.
She kicks your butts, huh?
G: Every time.
Is it true that your mother received and Order of Merlin, First Class, for the defeat of Bellatrix Lestrange?
F: Yeah, she's really proud of that. G: Very proud of that.. You've met our mother, right?
Um...No?
F: Ah. You can't imagine it, then.
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
G: A good thing. Imagining it would be bad enough. We live it. F: We should probably get order of Merlin for that.
You know she's watching this, right?
F: It's OK, we have our own place at the shop.
So, guys, one last question: Have you ever actually been kidnapped?
F&G: Huh?
Really? That's excellent!
Well, folks, that ends this episode of H&H! Keep watch for episode 2, season 2! Because everyone knows that 2 is the funniest number. *Nods*
Byeeee everybody! *Grabs F&G* Help, Heds! They're magic! *camera cuts to shot of Herms and Heds dragging Fred and George offstage. Herms trips over Fred, Heds trips over Herms and the camera fades to black*
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