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Post by hpbooklover5 on Dec 13, 2010 23:46:10 GMT -5
Insanity the way to survival [/font][/color][/size] So you're standing in line, awaiting your chance to get a vanilla flavoured ice-cream. As the vendor hands over the delicious entity, some idiot jostles you, and your precious ice-cream falls. *splat* You've already payed the vendor for your now wasted ice-cream, you turn and inform the impatient man that he's caused you to drop your purchase, expecting repentance of some sort. 'So..?' he asks rudely then turns to walk away.
Sane person: Watches the person with disgust, mutters 'jerk.' Then walks away.
No. Nay. Negative!
Insane Person: *suddenly presses fingers forehead* "Stop Teddy!" "I will be expecting a refund on my....TEDDY! Goodness stop it!"[/color] "My name..isn't Teddy," man says. "I know that," you snap, "Of course you're not Teddy... don't you! Don't you dare."[/color] "What? But I'm not doing anything." *bewildered look*"Not you, TEDDY! stop that, I know, I know he wasn't being very nice, but there's always a diplomatic way to deal with the matter. The nice man will re-purchase it." *meaningful glance*[/color] "No I won't." *Suddenly you go stock still, your arms drop to your side* Slowly you turn your eyes to the man in question, only you're not you....Teddy has taken over. * thick British accent* "I really did like Vanilla mate." *wicked glare*[/color] "W...what???""I said...I...Stop it Teddy, you can't...Leave him alone!!! Not this time. " *evil chuckle* Walks forward menacingly." "The scissors and pillow case should have you complacent pretty soon.. *knowing gaze* "They all are a bit more docile, when i use the implements you know," Teddy continues conversationally. "You see they all think thay can mess with Annabelle...well until I come out that is... *creepy grin* "I fix... situations" [/color] Now what do you think the fellow did? Was it a) Ran for his life b) Re-purchased the ice-cream, then left, shakily or c) Refused to be intimidates saying it was all a ruse.
It was b...no man stands up against Teddy unless they have a death wish. The one reason Insanity is one way to survive ~[/color]
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Post by hpbooklover5 on Dec 17, 2010 22:20:31 GMT -5
So you're at the bank, you want to extract about 1,000 dollars, lots to do this weekend with so little time. But the teller goes along to tell you that this cannot be done, because of the lack of the necessary funds within the account, when you categorically remember placing over 1,000 in a week before. After explaining this to the teller, she makes a series of calls, finally coming to the conclusion that a mistake has been made, and the bank is at fault, in a bored and disinterested voice she relates to you that you'll have to wait three more days before the mistake can be corrected.
Sane Person: 'Are you certain,' you ask, after the teller answers in the positive, you leave, re-arranging your plans around the given date.
Negatory, Positively Absolutely NOT!
Insane Person: "What?? You make the mistake, and now I have to wait? Sadly I don't see the justice in that." The teller shrugs murmuring.[/color]
"Sorry ma'am, but we can do nothing more today."
"Sure you can't in those hideous shoes!"[/color]
"What?" the teller gasps, for the first time not looking disinterested but shocked.
"I said...be quiet Edna," you snap, "I'm so sorry, those heels become you wonderfully, what I was trying to say is that if this is the banks fault, can't the problem be taken care of with a bit more haste?" you say pleasantly.
*Thick British accent* "Of course unless, you want that already painted on face dislocated and re-arranged!" [/color]
"Excuse me?" the teller breathes indignantly.
"Oh, Teddy was just saying that he'll re-arrange the artificial mask you mistake for a face, who knows maybe even make it better."
"Edna!" you say through clenched teeth.[/color]
"I don't need to stand here and take these insults!" she says glaring.
*Thick British accent, "Okay then, sit there and take them, I really don't care much mate. All you need do is transfer the funds and we'll be out of your hair soon, or should I say extensions."
"Lo que quiere decir cada palabra de él."[/color]
"W..WHAT?" she stutters, her gaze widening.
*thick British accent*"Hernandez was simply saying that I meant every word of it." *leans further over counter* "Look I honestly already know all you need do is tap in a few numbers, and the money is transfered, Gary told me, he's a geek with electronic gadgets, but anyways, why don't you? There are already two of us who believe the situation can be handled quickly and effectively, myself and Hernandez. But that'd upset Annabelle, we don't like doing that, and you know what we like even less...?" *meaningful glance* "Other people who upset her."
The teller gazes at you in amazement, her hand clamping down on her seat.
Now what do you think the teller did?
Was it a) Transferred the funds, amazingly efficiently without another word b) Called Scurity c) Ra away without a backward glance.
It was a) of course if no one dares to go up against Teddy, you can imagine what happens when he teams up with Hernandez. [/color]
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